Monday, December 4, 2017

Preacher Forces Son To Eat An Entire Bible After He Converts To Islam

A preacher from Topeka in Kansas finds himself at the center of a controversy after he bragged that he had “cured” his son of his Islamic faith by forcing him to eat an entire Bible.
In a radio interview with TWBC-FM, the 53-year old leader of Holy Zion Topeka Baptist Church, Bill Phelps, admitted that his 23-year old son had “briefly flirted with Islam” two years ago.

Mr. Phelps says his wife and him immediately took “radical measures” and were able to “bring him back in God’s light”.
“He wouldn’t listen to us when we warned him about Hell, so we figured we had to get the word of God inside him one way or another.”
The couple came up with a rather unusual solution: tying up their son up and forcing him to eat all 1,200 pages of the Bible.

He says they ambushed their son after dinner, tied him up, and kept him bound for an entire night in order to attain their objective.
“He knew we wouldn’t let him go until he finished, so he ate it all. It took him more than six hours. We spent the entire time praying and splashing him with holy water.”
According to Mr. Phelps, the ceremony had the desired effect and taught his son “the danger of exploring other religions”.

He admits that his son has cut contact with his him since the events, but remains convinced that estrangement is due to side effects of his son’s “exposure to an evil religion”.

Mr. Phelps claims it was his “God-given” duty to take action in order to save his son’s soul. He says he “would have fed him 100 Bible if necessary, to make him Christian again”.

The preacher’s claims have stirred a lot of mostly-negative reactions on the social media.

While some people recognize that his actions were motivated by good intentions, most readers denounce his violent and authoritarian approach of fatherhood.

Many people have even suggested that the couple committed a hate crime by assaulting their son because of his religious beliefs and should be jailed

Friday, November 24, 2017

Muslims Man Says Bacon Miraculously Cured Him Of Homosexuality

London | A British Muslim man previously plagued with what his family and friends called a “mental disorder” believes he has found a cure for homosexuality.

Zameel Shamal, 26, had spent most of his life battling with a fascination for cross-dressing, wearing makeup and an irresistible attraction to men since a very young age until he met a nutritionist that showed him his testosterone levels were abnormally low.

Even though eating bacon, which is prohibited by Islam, to boost his testosterone levels seemed a bit extreme, he truly believes he had no choice.

“I had tried everything: exorcisms, cold baths, electroshock therapy while watching gay porn, sleeping with female prostitutes, but nothing seemed to work,” he admitted, visibly relieved.
“My nutritionist told me my testosterone levels were so low they were similar to levels found in vegetarians and vegans, who regularly eat estrogen-high foods like soy milk and tofu, and often turn gay,” he told reporters.
“In his great mercy, I think Allah would rather I eat bacon than eat penises,” he added.

Nutritionist Allan Hampshire first discovered that Shamal’s testosterone levels were extremely low, so low they resembled levels found in male vegetarians and vegans whose soy-based estrogen-high diet often turn men into homosexuals, he claims.

Fighting fire with fire

Although a bacon-based diet is strictly off-limits to followers of the Islamic faith, Shamal says he does not regret his choice one bit.

“For years, I felt like a hypocrite. I would go to the mosque and pray Allah for him to cure me, and fifteen minutes later I would be eating five dicks at the sauna next door,” he told reporters.
“Now, I sleep with as many women as I can and I don’t even force myself into it. Sometimes, I even enjoy it and I don’t even find it disgusting or vomit after sex with a woman anymore,” he explained.
“Eating bacon has changed my life, it has made me a real man,” he concluded.

Although most types of meat have the potential to increase testosterone in one’s body, bacon is high in saturated animal fats and cholesterol and is known to be highly efficient to raise testosterone levels, say experts.

Those on meatless diets (e.g. vegetarians) or whose meat consumption is consistently low tend to have reduced testosterone levels, yet no scientific data has yet linked a low-meat diet and homosexuality.
4-Year Old Mormon Prophet Marries 4 Girls In Controversial Ceremony

A controversial religious ceremony took place this morning in the small town of Hildale, in Utah, where the 4-year old grandson of the infamous Mormon Prophet Warren Jeffs got “married” to four girls at once.

In a religious ceremony that attracted more than 600 members of Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS), four girls aged between four and seven years old walked down the aisle together and united their destinies to the same boy, Jason Francis Jeffs.

One after the other, Alicia, Michelle, Lisa, and June all swore to remain “devoted and faithful for the rest of their lives and all eternity”.

The 4-year old boy then pronounced a single vow, promising to “guide all of his wives in God’s path” and “honor each of them with many sons”.

The newly-weds then exchanged kisses, drawing applauds from the hundreds of guests.

4-Year Old Mormon Prophet Marries 4 Girls In Controversial Ceremony

More than 600 members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints attended the ceremony this morning, in Hildale.

It might seem surprising to many Americans, but such ceremonies are not uncommon in some parts of Utah and Arizona.

In fact, plural and underage marriages are extremely common in Utah’s Washington County, even if they are not legally recognized by the state.

Prominent men inside the FLDS have been known to have as many as 70 wives, and Jason Jeffs has already achieved a unique status inside the organization.

Despite his young age, the grandson of the Prophet and convicted felon Warren Jeffs is already considered a Prophet by the FLDS.

Some church leaders have even identified him as the reincarnation of Joseph Smith Jr., the founder of Mormonism.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby

Latifah Smith-Nabengana, a pregnant 15-year-old teenager from Ohio has claimed that Jesus Christ is the father of her unborn baby.

According to her, an angel, during an encounter in May 2017, ‘divinely impregnated’ her while explaining that she she had been chosen to bear a child for Jesus Christ.

“He told me that he was a Nephilim, like those described in the Bible.

“He told that he had a message from Jesus, He said that I was going to be pregnant, and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son.”

According to the Bible in Genesis 6:4, “The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.”

Everyone in her family has since shown support for her since she announced it to them.

Dr William Franklin Murphy, who has been monitoring the teenager’s pregnancy, informed that he is aware of her version, but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims.

The gynecologist said: “For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal. Her claims of ‘Virgin pregnancy’ are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.”

The doctor, being aware of some laws concerning medical secrets, refused to discuss any detail concerning the young woman’s pregnancy.

The young lady has further stated that she wants a paternity test as soon as her son is born, just to show that she was not hallucinating with her claims.
Woman Outraged After Popeyes Receipt Calls Her “That Thing with the Bald Head”

“Would you like a side of ‘edges’ with that?” – Popeyes Employee
An Atlanta woman, Kanondra Jenkis is outraged after receiving her chicken and biscuit meal at Popeye she noticed that her receipt read “shawty with the bald head”. She was even asked if she’d like a side of hair with her food.
“I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life except for when the girl that beat my ass pulled all my hair out which is why I’m in this bald headed ass position in the first place”
Kanondra says she doesn’t want money just a years supply of Popeye’s chicken and biscuit with a side of hold the hair jokes.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Man Crashes Into River After Attempting To Give Himself A Blowjob While Driving

Goose Creek, SC | A South Carolina man was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in a nearby river.

Anthony Sanders, 47, reportedly told police officers he was attempting to perform oral sex on himself while driving his car when his head apparently got stuck under the steering wheel thus losing control of his vehicle.

The man who is recently divorced and is allegedly suffering from depression was found heavily intoxicated and admitted being under the influence of alcohol, crystal meth and crack cocaine.
“He had his head stuck under the steering wheel with his genitals inside his mouth. I don’t understand how he got into that position,” Adam Simmons, one of his rescuers, told reporters.

Several locals came to the rescue of Anthony Sanders, 47, who apparently crashed his car into the river while attempting to perform oral sex on himself, according to officials.

An uncontrollable urge for sex

Sanders told officers he had an uncontrollable urge for a “blowjob” moments before the accident occurred.

“The driver was heavily intoxicated under several substances and was attempting to perform oral sex on himself while driving, which is by itself a blatantly dangerous maneuver,” explained Deputy Sheriff, Robert Kilsh.

Anthony Sanders was immediately brought to the Trident Medical Center where he was found to suffer from several broken ribs and deep lacerations to the back of his mouth and throat, say doctors.

Anthony Sanders faces accusations of driving under the influence as well as 16 different accounts of reckless driving and could face up to 15 years in jail if found guilty according to South Carolina state laws.
Irish Farmer Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted By A Leprechaun

A dairy farmer from Southern Ireland says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded humanoid” which he says is a leprechaun.

In an exclusive interview broadcasted this morning on RTÉ, Angus Brennan from Watergrasshill, near Cork, says he was milking his cows on Saturday when he was hit on the head from behind with a shovel or similar tool.

The attack knocked him out, and when he woke up a few hours later, he had been tied up to a support beam inside his own barn.

The 54-year old farmer says he was repeatedly raped over the next 40 hours by a “waist-high midget with a red beard and a cocked hat”.

“It wasn’t human! It was short, fiendish and spoke in gibberish.”
According to Mr. Brennan, the “leprechaun” raped him more than 20 times over the weekend before leaving for some unknown reason.
“It used me in every possible way over a period of two days, and then it left. A few hours later, I was finally able to free myself from my bonds and call the police.”
Gardaí officers and paramedics arrived on the site within minutes and found Mr. Brennan lying in a pool of his own blood.

He was transported to the Bon Secours Hospital in Cork where doctors observed “obvious signs of a violent sexual aggression”.

Gardai Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan confirmed that the national police force had opened an investigation, but insisted that investigators were, at the moment, looking for “human” suspects.

According to the police, the suspect could be a bearded, red-headed midget measuring around 80 centimeters tall.

It’s rather improbable that the rapist turns out to be a Leprechaun, a type of fairy in Irish folklore usually depicted as little bearded men who partake in mischief.

Even so, a surprisingly high number of leprechaun sightings and even a few other attacks have reported over recent years across the United Kingdom, and even in the United States.

In April 2015, a Welsh man reported being assaulted and robbed by a pair of “evil-looking leprechauns” armed with knives.

In June 2012, in Seattle, a man who was found covered in blood outside a bar reported being assaulted by “a bunch of leprechauns”.

In 2006, a leprechaun sighting in Mobile drew large crowds and even forced police intervention.

In all cases, the leprechauns have yet to be apprehended.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

A Man went deaf after eating the "Samyang noodles".
Jonorio Samudawaria, 22, tried "samyang spicy noodles" in Thailand.

“That’s the worst feeling you will ever have in your life,” he says.

“I can’t hear anything, I’m deaf.

“Of all the feelings I have ever had in my life this is the worst.”

Mr Samudawaria,  who drank numerous glasses of water and milkshake to cool his mouth down, claimed that almost everyone shocked what happened to him.

There are a couple of reasons someone might experience a sensation of hearing loss after eating spicy food. The throat and the ears are connected by conduits known as the Eustachian tubes, which help equalize pressure in the inner ear. When the nose starts producing lots of snot — as it does when you scarf down something spicy — this can block the Eustachian tubes.

Another possibility is that the hearing loss is the effect of hyperstimulation of the trigeminal nerve, said Dr. Sam Marzo, chair of Loyola Medicine's Department of Otolaryngology and an expert in hearing loss. The trigeminal nerve supplies sensation and motor control to the mouth and face, and it connects to the cochlear nerve, which is responsible for transmitting auditory information, Marzo  said.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

San Mateo, CA | A Californian man is being treated at the San Mateo Medical Center after his boyfriend’s fist was stuck for a painstaking 14 hours in his own rectum.

The couple who were allegedly practicing “fisting,” a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the partner’s rectum, called 9-1-1 after they were unable to release the man’s hand from his boyfriend’s anal cavity.

Both men were transported by ambulance to San Mateo Medical Center where hospital staff successfully released the man’s hand only 14 hours later, a complicated task due to heavy inflammation, blood loss and risk of laceration, say doctors.
“I know I’ll never have the opportunity to give birth in my lifetime, but I think I know what it feels like now” Mathew Cunning, 23, told reporters.

“I just talked to my mom on the phone and she told me she had felt the same thing when she was in labor,” he admitted.

“My mom was really supportive through this whole ordeal. She talked to me on the phone the whole time the doctors were trying to get Hernando’s hand out of there. She’s just the greatest,” he added in tears.

Mathew Cunning’s boyfriend, Hernando Iglesias, says his big hands and the fact they did not use any lubricant are to blame for the incident.

“Out of lubricant”

The couple firmly believes that, had they used lubricant, the trip to the hospital could have been avoided.

“I usually use Crisco or vegetable oil but we were out of everything. It was definitely not our lucky day” admits Iglesias, visibly amused by the media attention.
“It happened so fast. One second, we were cuddling and enjoying ourselves, and moments later, we’re in an ambulance and my fist is stuck in Matt’s butt. It was unreal,” he recalls.
“Matt is a real hero, he handled the pain like a real soldier. The hospital staff was awesome. They found me a bed so I could sleep a few hours through the procedure,” he added.

Matthew Cunning, who has lost a large amount of blood and received an impressive 37 stitches, is set to be released from the hospital in the next few days and should not endure any permanent damage from the incident, say doctors.

Although Cunning admits his “handballing” days aren’t necessarily over, he hopes others in the “fisting community” will pay heed to this incident and use the proper lubricants to safely enjoy the practice.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Wife Of Apollo 15 Astronaut Claims Her Husband Was Raped On The Moon

Houston, TX | One of NASA’s most successful manned flight’s ever achieved is under scrutiny after allegations of sexual abuse by the wife of one of its former astronauts, reports the Houston Gazette.

Widow Gertrude Irwin, 93, says her husband James Benson Irwin was sexually assaulted while he was part of the ninth manned mission in the United States’ Apollo program and the fourth to land on the Moon.

Irwin says the Weinstein scandal and the #MeToo hashtag social media campaign has convinced her to come out and share the story of her husband.

“My husband never openly said who raped him on the moon, but it was a two-man mission so it wasn’t that hard to figure out,” she admitted in a video posted on YouTube earlier this week.

“Unless it was aliens he was talking about. He was big into those things. He would always talk about the UFOs and the aliens when he drank a drink too many,” she recalled during the ten-minute interview.
“He was never the same man again after that trip,” she recalled, visibly still saddened by the whole affair.

Astronaut James Benson Irwin was allegedly sexually assaulted during the Apollo 15 trip to the moon according to his wife Gertrude Irwin, 93, who suffers from Alzheimer disease and dementia, say doctors.

“Horny as Hell”

Irwin says her husband often complained about how his NASA partner would address sexual subjects and touch him in an inappropriate fashion during the 11-day-long trip.

“He said that there were some days that David could not keep his hands off of him” talking about former astronaut David Randolph Scott.
“Once he told me David started masturbating until he came and droplets of semen floated all across the shuttle,” she recounted, visibly disgusted.
“I guess that two guys secluded for days in close quarters without any women around, it was an accident waiting to happen,” she admitted.

Gertrude Irwin’s family has since taken down the video shot by an employee of the retirement home where the 93-year-old woman is currently residing.

Her daughter also told Houston reporters that her mother is currently “mentally unstable” and under “heavy medication.”

No NASA spokesman was available for comments at the time of publication.
Man Sues His Mother For Breastfeeding Him Until Age 12

A 37-year old man from Tennessee has launched a $350,000 civil lawsuit against his own mother, whom he blames for his failed life and social problems.
The plaintive, Robert Miller from Dyersburg, claims that his mother’s overly protective behavior during his childhood and the fact that she breastfed him until age 12 have permanently affected his ability to develop relationships with women.

Mr. Miller is demanding $250,000 of compensation for the “psychological trauma” he has suffered and is also asking for $100,000 of punitive damage to be imposed on his 69-year old mother, Dorothy Jenson Miller.

According to his lawyer, Thomas McHenry, the 37-year old man’s life was completely ruined by his mother’s obnoxious behavior.
“My client’s mother dressed him up as a girl until he was five years old and breastfed him until he was twelve. These disturbing behaviors have profoundly traumatized him, and have already cost him more than $120,000 in therapy.”
Mr. McHenrry insists that his client’s demands are “more than reasonable” considering the gravity of the trauma he suffered.
“Mr. Miller is 37 years old and he’s still a virgin. He’s never been able to build relationships with any woman other than his mother.”
The defendant, Ms. Jenson Miller, admits that she “may have been overprotective” but claims that she “never had any intention to cause him any harm”.

Mr. Miller’s mother refused to meet with the press to discuss the lawsuit and even ousted a Fox reporter who showed up at her door.

This controversial lawsuit hasn’t even begun, but it’s already generating a lot of reactions on the various social media.

While many people are showing some sympathy towards the 69-year old defendant, most of them note that her parental behavior seemed “rather disturbing”.

Legal experts are divided in their analysis of the case. Most admit that the mother’s behavior as “clearly caused the victim some psychological and relational problems”, there is no sign of “intentional mistreatment” on her part.

Both parties are expected the be back in court in December for the beginning of the hearings.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Man Says Ghost Pooping In His House

Daniel Johns said he wakes up every morning to find crap all over his house — on floors, on beds, in closets, even in his shoes. At first he blamed raccoons, but after he set up a surveillance camera he discovered a ghost was the culprit. Johns saw an orb (an alleged form ghosts sometimes take) moving its bowels in his dining room.
“What’s puzzling to me,” Johns said. “Is that ghosts don’t eat, so how can a ghost make poop? But this bastard’s going number 2 everywhere and it smells like nothing I’ve ever smelt. I have to wear a gasmask in my house.”

Above: Alleged ghost poop in living room

Johns said the worst of it was when he awoke one morning to find the word ‘poop’ written on his garage wall with poop.

Above: Poop written on wall

“Why would this spook write poop on my wall? I’ve done nothing wrong! Sure I’ve cursed it to hell many times, but only because it was dumping in my house. It started this, not me.”

Johns said has written the Ghost Hunters TV show for help, but did not receive a reply. He also tried setting up litter boxes through the house in hopes the ghost would use them, but the tactic failed.

“I can’t continue to live this way. The smell often makes me vomit. I spend half of every day cleaning up ghost poop. I’ve prayed to God and still it doesn’t stop. I ask anybody who reads this to pray for the ghost to stop taking craps in my house. Please help me.”

Monday, November 6, 2017

McDonald’s Employee Admits To Ejaculating In Big Mac ‘Secret Sauce’ For Nearly 2 Years

A McDonald’s employee is now under arrest after he admitted to “ejaculating” in several hundred batches of the companies famed ‘secret sauce’ since 2016. Evan Thomas, 26, had been an “outstanding employee, receiving employee of the month 5 times” according to the manager and coworkers at the Los Angeles, California location. The fact that this happened was a shock to everybody at the restaurant, including the thousands of customers who may have consumed Thomas’ semen.

When the community was made aware that the Big Mac sauce may have been contaminated, several loyal customers stepped forward. “I’ve been eating at this McDonald’s since I was a kid,” said Lily Rodriguez. “I get a Big Mac at least 3 times per week and Thomas was always so nice. He asked me out a couple times and I almost said yes. I’m so glad I never went out with that freak. To think I’ve been eating his semen… oh my God I think I’m gonna puke.”

“I’ve eaten Big Macs at other locations but I’d always come back to this one,” said Luis Gonzales, another McDonald’s customer. “I don’t know… I thought the Big Macs here just had a special ‘zing’ that I just couldn’t put my finger on. But now that I know I’ve been eating some dudes jizz, I’m gonna find him and crack that punk in his head.”

Several of the customers say they are considering a class action lawsuit, but nothing has been filed as of yet. Thomas was caught by another employee when he exited the bathroom with a cup and was seen adding it to the ‘secret sauce’ container. The employee retrieved the ingredients and notified the manager, who then called the police. When confronted, Thomas admitted he had been “making the sauce more secret than ever” for almost 2 years. Thomas was arrested, booked on several charges and is awaiting his court hearing.

There are over 3,000 people undergoing health screenings concerned about contracting diseases. Thomas offered a voluntary blood panel screening exam which came up negative for any contractible disease.
Man Busted Selling “Energy Drinks” Containing Meth And  Urine

Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested today on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine.

Police seized approximately 25 2 liter bottles of June’s “energy drink” found in a cinder block pump house on the property. The bottles tested positive for methamphetamine.

June came under suspicion when he sold four bottles to several high school girls who hours later were checked into a hospital with internal bleeding. The children’s parents phoned authorities.

A police report contained several statements from June:
“They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”
Customers would come to June’s home to buy the energy drinks for $20 per bottle. One customer spoke on the condition of anonymity:
“I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his energy drinks. I didn’t know nothing about that. I just knew they worked good to keep me awake for a couple days. Stuff way better than Monster [energy drink].”
Hours after June’s first statement, he confessed:
“Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.”

June also faces child endangerment charges for ‘poisoning’ the girls who drank his homemade concoction.
Chinese Man Arrested for Eating a Child

A gruesome discovery was made over the weekend when police raided Zhou Wong’s small shack to find the remains of a 9-year-old girl Wong had been eating over a period of five days.

The girl’s carcass was laid across a kitchen table next to an untouched bowl of salad and a freshly poured glass of milk. It was evident Wong was just about ready to have another meal before police entered.

Officials were tipped off by suspicious neighbors who saw Wong walk into his front yard covered head to toe in blood and “growling and barking like a dog.”

“People kill their own animals around here,” a neighbor told Yunnan News. “So it’s very common to see people covered with blood. But Zhou was barking like a dog and had this strange psychotic look that made him look like he was up to something bad.”

Police said Wong showed no remorse for his actions, nor did he admit that his actions were wrong. He said he killed and ate the girl simply because “he was hungry.” Wong had recently lost his job and had allegedly not had a “a meal in days.”

Why didn’t Wong go hunting or even steal a chicken from a neighbor or simply ask for help?

“The girl just looked tasty,” Mr. Wong told police. “I’ve eaten chicken and pig my entire life. I thought I’d try something different. Having a varied diet is healthy. I want to be healthy.”

As police were taking Wong away, he asked if they could freeze the rest of the girl so he could finish eating her as soon as he was released from jail.

“He didn’t want the meat to go bad,” a local officer said. “He seemed to (sic) thinking he’d be released from jail in a few days.”

Officials say Wong will likely be sentenced to death for the heinous crime. At this news, Wong replied “I hope not. I have a lot more I’d like to do with my life. I’ve always wanted to learn how to paint.”

The parents of the victim spoke to local news agencies stating they had wondered where their daughter had gone.

“We thought maybe she had gone out camping or something,” the unidentified father said. “She’d often go on camping trips by herself. She like to go bird watching. It was her favorite thing to do. So we were more than shocked when we found out she had been killed and eaten. I hope Mr. Wong is tortured and killed immediately. He is a demon. He also needs to apologize to both me and my wife.”

Above: Father holds up photo of his deceased daughter

The small village remains outraged.

“Maybe we should all eat Wong,” a villager said. ” Give him a taste of his own medicine. See how he likes it.”

Wong’s fate should be decided quickly. The Yunnan province is known for its swift justice.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped By A Pig

Surprisingly, Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she is potentially expecting a baby pig as her first child.

Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete.

“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how the pig would get my panties off to mount me. I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”

Angie’s father Don Houston who supports her claims said.
“Angie knows she can’t have s*x until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t.”
“Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out. The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat.”

Angie reportedly has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby” might look like.
“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.”